issues... everybody has issues...

so i'm standing in front of my blood-covered sink with blood-covered hands and my nose dripping faster than a leaky faucet, and i'm thinking... "i'm going to blog this..."

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anyway... went home this weekend, and we were driving down ravensworth (the setting of some of the most stupid almost-accidents i've ever experienced), and there was this cat in the middle of the road. as in, next to the double yellow. so this idiot civic going the other way swerves to miss the cat... into our lane. it straddled the damn cat when traffic in front of it did fine going around it. i mean, it's not like the civic is anywhere as wide as other cars. why the hell did this idiot have to nearly kill us?

so not all near-accidents are completely the other person's fault, though... last major almost-accident happened when the prelude in front of me had the stupidest looking altezzas... that didn't light. okay, they did, but you couldn't see them in the daytime. it wasn't until i had nearly rear-ended them that either of us could see 1) they were signaling to turn left, and 2) their brake lights were lit. so that one was partially my fault. i think. and i think i might have blogged this already...

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alright, not that i don't love the ras in my hall (they are the best ras ever), but they seem to have missed something. there was this calendar-ish type banner in the stairwell labeled "johnson week." um, yeah. it was stolen. like, the day it was put up. so, my dear sweet ras put up another one. this time, labeled "<3 johnon week." because "love johnson week" is less likely to be stolen than "johnson week." yes.