and because i miss living with the boys...

an old profile excerpt!


<singing funky chicken>
matt: dudu dudu dudu
me: doot
matt: mike's mom is a
me: doot
matt: <no longer singing> mike's mom is a doot.
you idiot.
this is why we don't let you out in public.

...

matt(~6:15 PM): if you tell us, i won't insult your mom until friday. your mom or your sister
mike: what do i get if you do?
matt: a handle of vodka. but it doesn't matter. it won't happen.
...
matt(~8:30 PM): now i don't want you to be insulted or anything, but your mom is a cheap whore.
mike: that's it!
<laughs wildly>

...

i miss my ii...