should i be glad i don't have a penis?

someone peed on the fucking floor in front of the toilet.
it smells like piss and coffee in there.
why is this a common occurrence?
does someone do this at home?!
why is it so difficult to get the piss where it belongs?

some things, you just can't change...

i know what it means, but, to me, the phrase "tilting at windmills" always evokes an image of impersonating a windmill, while leaning in its general direction. not sure why, but it *just* occurred to me that this probably isn't he norm.