Wednesday, July 01, 2009

WARNING: UNCOMFORTABLE CONTENT
don't say i didn't warn you...

i think it can be said for all of us that our minds wander when we're sitting on toilets. after all, where else would you want your mind to be?

lately, i've been extremely tired and sleep deprived. i don't want to move far, and apparently my mind won't wander far, either.

so i have new scientific theories. or new to me, at least. i can't claim that nobody's presented these before.

first up: the purpose female orgasm. kegels. prepares the muscles for the delivery of a baby. let's not get into details here...

second: pubic hair. we didn't always wear clothes. i believe that they may have had a role in protecting our parts from dirt and grime.

forgive me. i'm like a drunkard when i'm tired. and i am *very* tired.

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